Danielle. Boston University Theatre Artist. 19. NY. Free. I like One Direction, strong tea, rainy days, old books, lace, and pink lilies. Never Surrender.

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via jessdecres)

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15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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harryftmikey:

"hi i’m harry"

"hi harry, we’re in the same band."

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(via bravestylinsonn)

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

(via legalmexican)

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goldefy:

seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy

(Source: vehlevet, via seeseaanemone)

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via striptase)

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gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

(Source: gatissed, via hi)

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iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

(via legalmexican)

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unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via legalmexican)

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via hi)

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